75 Thoughts from ‘America’s Next Top Model’ Contestant Sarah Hartshorne on the New …

ckinson drama that is sure to come.Oh, there’s the drama! Janice calling Tyra a “bitch with ice water for veins.” What a legend.Miss J is such a treasure.Yikes, that sound effect when Janice complained about the girls being too thin. Eek.How many times are they going to show the Lisa afro-cut?Sweet Shandi. Ooh and Yoanna. I love seeing them all.I cannot stand that they cropped Sheena’s body like that. Especially after the Janice drama montage right before.Adrienne won and Jenah didn’t?!! This show is a scam.Aww, Jade, I love her. I felt so seen when she told me my name was Jade-ish.“Tyra got me out of the projects.” “She saved my life.” Why wouldn’t Janice let them hear these answers? Everybody cry!Also, what happened to Sara from Cycle 6?!She is the queen of corn. It was so good.I love their talk shit montage.Absolutely brutal Nicolas Sparks editing with Jenascia.Poor Tiffany. No coffee, must be tired. Please revisit my inquiry about the Tys. No coffee shop in sight.Ugh, Adrienne does look incredible.Dang, her cancer diagnosis. Heart-wrenching.What lessons WEREN’T learned? Admittedly, that caught me off guard.Ooh, Tyra talking about the show’s cultural impact. Are people going to be protesting ANTM next?Sara from Cycle 6 is shepherding doggos?! Where is her ANTM prize behavioral therapist business?Love that Miss J was so moved to make his own line of shoes. Damn, the talent that was on this show.Brief flash of Yoanna going to the bathroom. Very “behind the curtain” imagery.Cute shot of Jael. They did NOT need to show that dead black girl photo shoot. It does not belong here where people are saying how this show was life-changing for them.Man, Celia was so good.Sneed is so good. I would never want to go up against her. I hope she reads this.Cue music… goodbye for now.UPDATE: In response to this article, Hartshorne contacted Vogue by email to provide the following updates on some of the contestants featured in Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model:Claire from Cycle 10 “has been kicking ass at parenting and being queer on Instagram. She does painted-tats and is an incredible artist, and I want her to know that we think she is incredible. I love you, Claire.”Tyra Sanchez from Cycle 19 “had a major genre change and is now a horror writer.”So, there you have it: the truth that Sarah Hartshorne brings to the table about Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model. Sarah, we salute your hilarious and insightful commentary.